new economy

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
> >
> > If the bank returns your check marked
> > "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask
> > if they meant you or them.
> >
> > Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher
> > than GM.
> >
> > McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
> >
> > Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and ecomo
> > learned their children's names.
> >
> > A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into
> > Mexico .
> >
> > Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
> >
> > Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
> >
> > The Mafia is laying off judges.
> >
> > Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
> >
> > Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff
> > scandal. Oh Great!! The guy who made $50
> > Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who
> > made $1.5 Trillion disappear!
> >
> > And, finally...
> > I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy,
> >
> > wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds,
> > etc., I called the Suicide Lifeline. I got a call center in
> >
> >
> > Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got
> >
> >
> > all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.





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