Bubba & Healthcare

    WHY OUR HEALTH CARE COSTS ARE SO HIGH!!!


    Bubba had shingles.


    Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office should
    appreciate this! Doesn't it seem more and more that physicians are
    running their practices like an assembly line?


    Here's what happened to Bubba:


    Bubba walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him
    what he had. Bubba said: 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his name,
    address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.


    Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Bubba what
    he had.


    Bubba said, 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his height, weight, a
    complete medical history and told Bubba to wait in the examining room.


    A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba
    said, 'Shingles..' So the nurse gave Bubba a blood test, a blood
    pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Bubba to take off all
    his clothes and wait for the doctor.

    


    An hour later the doctor came in and found Bubba sitting patiently
    in the nude and asked Bubba what he had.


    Bubba said, 'Shingles.' The doctor asked, 'Where?'


    Bubba said, 'Outside on the truck. Where do you want me to unload
    'em??'